In 2020, Linguar82 picked up a sequel Side Quest Challenge. This had a different set of contributors and I, myself, didn't actually contribute any. The list of quests ended up being quite different. As well, Linguar did not end up completing their playthrough - or if they did, they didn't document it.
In my enthusiasm for Diamond_Dragon's original run and its thread, I had started documenting all of the challenges into a Google Sheet linked here. What was funny was, when I looked at it recently thinking that I might do a related run, I found that Liguar's challenge offered unlocks for many items that Diamond_Dragon's did not. I ended up, in that Google Sheet, creating an amalgamated version of the sheet, with a list of quests unlocking a very large proportion of the game's equipment and spells. While it's not important to me to make an exhaustive list, I thought it would be fun to play using as many of the previously-provided quests as possible.
One day when I wanted a little coding project, I made a little Python program with a tkinter UI. I exported the Google Sheet to a JSON file and made it so the Python program could display all the information about quests and mark them as complete or not. My plan - maybe obviously - is to play a Side Quest Challenge myself. The funny thing was when one of my kids (online as FlamingXP) saw me doing this coding project...
"Making a program to view fictitious side quests for the original Final Fantasy?"
"Oh that's cool. What does it show?"
"Well, each unlocks a weapon or armor or spell, and you have a set of steps to do to be able to use it."
"Oh. What's something that doesn't have a quest yet?"
Since part of the GUI I made for tracking quests includes the original source of the challenge (as a URL), I figured I'd post the new ones that my son and I made. I had also edited some of the existing ones to fit more modern translations (i.e. Pixel Rem, reduce some of the redundant quest prizes, and other minor factors. Reasonable effort was made to honor the original posts' intent.
Anyway, because I'd like them to be posted somewhere: I present to you... our new FF1 Side Quests!
Title: An Old Man and His Cows
Author: FlamingXP
Story: There is an old man named John who lives in a cabin the forest who lives with a rare herd of magical cows who eat leaves instead of grass and occasionally shed their skins entirely. This allows for fine leather to be collected without harming the cows. Also, the cows taste terrible so nobody really wants to butcher them. Recently, some Goblin Guards have been making trouble for John and threating the cows and on one occasion tried to light his cabin on fire. The Goblin Guards must be stopped.
Requirement: Defeat 3 Goblin Guards in a forest.
Unlocks: (a)Leather Armor
Title: An Old Man and His Worms
Author: FlamingXP
Story: Old man John was thankful for your help, but has considered moving his skin-sheeding cow operation closer to the mountains. It turns out that Gigas Worms are very tempted by these terrible-tasting cows, and have a substantial bounty out on their heads in Gigas Worm currency. For John's sake, try to find a safe location for the new cow pasture.
Requirement: After completing An Old Man and His Cows, defeat at least 1 Gigas Worm while in view of a mountain tile. Return to a town while experiencing 3 or fewer encounters after the Gigas Worm.
Unlocks: (a)Leather Gloves
Title: An Old Man and His Horses
Author: FlamingXP
Story: Old man John was still having problems guarding his flock of leather-shedding cattle. In particular, a group of drunken horses (?) was repeatedly assaulting the leafy pastures. He needs them taken care of, and he can provide some additional leather protection if you do this.
Requirement: After completing An Old Man and His Worms, defeat a group of 4 Crazy Horses in a forest.
Unlocks: (a)Leather Shield
Title: Fashionista Mars
Author: FreshFeeling
Story: Recall the story of Mars the ultra-fashionable red mage who would never dare to buy from the same store twice. You might aspire to wear a fashionable helmet if you could curate a wardrobe as effectively as Mars.
Requirement: Buy exactly one of every available option at once at an armor store you have never visited before. In the event that you have visited every possible armor store, purchase two Ruby Armlets and two Protect Rings at the same time.
Unlocks: (a)Helm
Title: IF FIRE FAILS, USE LIGHTNING
Author: FreshFeeling
Story: Elfheim's black magic vendor has refused to sell (b)Thundara, saying there's no market for the spell as long as (b)Fira is available. You'll need to prove that it can be an asset to change his mind.
Requirement: Cast (b)Fira on 8 different enemies without defeating them.
Unlocks: (b)Thundara
Title: The Great Barrier Reef
Author: FreshFeeling
Story: It is said there's a large barrier of coral surrounding the southern continent. While it's frowned upon to interfere with the growth of coral, if it's carefully inspected one might be able to utilize a weapon made from it.
Requirement: Circumnavigate the entire southern continent by circling it with the ship, without entering a town or dungeon. Outside of battle, at least one tile of coastline should be visible at all times.
Unlocks: (e)Coral Sword
Title: Forging Frost
Author: FreshFeeling
Story: To create the legendary Ice Brand sword, it has been theorized that you could freeze the breath of a White Dragon!
Requirement: In battle with a White Dragon, allow it to use Icestorm at least once, cast either (b)Blizzara or (b)Blizzaga on it, and then defeat it.
Unlocks: (e)Ice Brand
Title: Pure Bodyguarding
Author: FlamingXP
Story: An elven child was lost in the Marsh Cave. If you can bring him back safely to Elfheim, the community can teach you some useful white magic! The problem, however, is that the child is terribly afraid of monsters and will flee back into perceived safety if every member of the party is damage.
Requirement: Starting from the empty room at the dead end in the first level of the Marsh Cave, return to Elfheim with at least one living party member taking no damage.
Unlocks: (w)Poisona
Title: An Old Man and His Dragon
Author: FlamingXP
Story: Farmer Jim of Melmond recently received a magical message beetle from his brother, who sought the treasure of a White Dragon. It turns out that Jim's brother was caught in the jaws of a White Dragon! If we can hustle to the Cavern of Ice and defeat a White Dragon, maybe we can still save him.
Requirement: Talk to the farmer in Melmond, then defeat a White Dragon in the Cavern of Ice, and return to the farmer.
Unlocks: (e)Wyrmkiller
Title: An Old Dragon and His Ore
Author: FlamingXP
Story: There's a White Dragon named Fred who has collected lots of mythril over the years, even filling an entire room of the Cavern of Ice with mythril. Fred has a Zombie Dragon cousin named Zack. Fred is mad at Zack for stealing his precious mythril ores. If you can defeat Zack, Fred may be willing to share.
Requirement: After encountering a White Dragon, defeat a Zombie Dragon, and return to the Cavern of Ice..
Unlocks: (a)Mythril Gloves
Title: The Spirit of Flame
Author: FlamingXP
Story: As the party approaches the Flame Armor, they quickly realize that it has been posessed by an evil flame spirit. It can be purified by sprinkling the ashes of an evil wizard.
Requirement: After facing the Red Dragon square by the Flame Mail, defeat one Dark Wizard with the finishing attack being fire-elemental. Then return to the chest with the Flame Mail.
Unlocks: (a)Flame Mail
Title: The Time Mage Sequence
Author: FlamingXP
Story: The black mage considered, "If I could use float magic to cross rivers back when we first approached Pravoka, dangerous though it could be, this quest could certainly have been shorter!". An ethereal time mage appeared beside the black mage and said, "I wonder if we might put that to the test... and I could offer you a form of mastery over time."
Requirement: With a solo black wizard and without using the ship or airship, leave Pravoka, enter the Cavern of Ice, defeat the Evil Eye, exit the Cavern of Ice, and visit the Ryukahn Desert.
Unlocks: (b)Stop
Title: Rod Replacement
Author: FlamingXP
Story: Sarda needs a replacement for the Rod he gave to the party. Defeat some staff-wielding enemies to show Sarda some alternatives. Green is not Sarda's preferred colour, so you can have any green ones.
Requirement: After getting Sarda's Rod, defeat at least four Piscodemons and then speak to Sarda again.
Unlocks: (e)Power Staff
Title: Weapons of the Cat Army
Author: FlamingXP
Story: In the forests near the Citadel of Trials, the party comes across a lost tower surrounded by an army of... cats. The cats request the party's help dealing with... dogs. After dealing with the dogs, it's important to take care of any additional dogs that may have followed the group back to the tower.
Requirement: After achieving class change, encounter a Weretiger group in a forest and run away without killing any of them. Then, defeat a group of Winter Wolves. Then, encounter another Weretiger group in a forest and run away without killing any of them again. Then, defeat a group that includes Warg Wolves. Finally, encounter a Weretiger group in a forest and run away without killing any a third time.
Unlocks: (e)CatClaw
Title: Diamond Ore
Author: FlamingXP
Story: Did you know that the Waterfall Cavern was once used as a diamond mine? Apparently the rare Green Dragons that live there still hoard some of the diamonds. The Green Dragons are hesitant to show themselves while the Mummy Lords are present.
Requirement: In one trip to the Waterfall Cavern, defeat at least one Mummy Lord and then encounter at least one Green Dragon.
Unlocks: (a)Diamond Armor
Title: The Shield of Perseus
Author: FlamingXP
Story: Perseus has apparently grown old and taken up residence as one of the sages in Crescent Lake. He can allow you to use the Aegis Shield, but only after a worthiness of its gifts has been shown.
Requirement: Defeat 3 Medusas or Earth Medusas using the (b)Break spell. If a character with (b)Break or a character who can use the Aegis Shield are slain or petrified, start the counter back at 0. After beating 3, report to the Circle of Sages.
Unlocks: (a)Aegis Shield
Title: Blue Magic: Death Force
Author: FreshFeeling
Story: Supposedly there exists a blue magic that allows its caster to resist the power of death! You'll need to observe an enemy setting up a barrier and resisting these magics to understand.
Requirement: Observe an enemy casting (w)NulShock, (w)NulFire, (w)NulFrost, (w)NulDeath or (w)NulAll. Cast (b)Death or (b)Kill on the monster and ensure it survives. Win the battle without any characters who can learn (w)NulDeath ever having any negative status effects.
Unlocks: (w)NulDeath
Title: Gotta Go Fast!
Author: FlamingXP
Story: Later in the journey, the party was able to befriend a hedgehog being bullied by Goblins in the forest. They learned that this hedgehog had a gift of immense speed that was partly limited by a lack of powerful emeralds that had been co-opted for use by some ancient Lefeinian who created robots with them.
Requirement: After obtaining the airship, defeat a group of 5 Goblins in a forest. Then, defeat at least 3 Guardians and 3 Soldiers.
Unlocks: (b)Haste
Title: Blue Magic: White Wind
Author: FreshFeeling
Story: White wind is a well-known blue magic ability that allows the caster to heal themself and their allies. (Often, it's only able to be used in battle!)
Requirement: Observe an enemy casting (w)Healara. Win the battle without any characters who can learn (w)Healara having any negative status effects.
Unlocks: (w)Healara
Title: Hard to Forge Adamant
Author: FlamingXP
Story: The dwarven smith is ready to forge the legendary sword Excalibur! Unfortunately, they've realized they require a few additional supplies to complete this masterwork. In addition to Adamant, they require the scale of a T.Rex, the power core of a WarMech, and Thor's Hammer to shape the blade.
Requirement: Unlock and acquire Thor's Hammer. Retrieve the Adamant, then defeat one WarMech and one Tyrannosaur before returning to the dwarven smith.
Unlocks: (e)Excalibur
Title: White Robe at the Bazaar
Author: FreshFeeling
Story: In another universe (or timeline or something), the best protective robe for a white mage was able to be purchased after supplying several different trade goods. Perhaps if we can claim these as loot from monsters we will be able to use the robe.
Requirement: After reaching Gaia, defeat 8 Spirit Nagas (for Holy Crystals), 9 Crocodiles (for Blood Wool), and 7 Chimeras (for Beastlord Hides).
Unlocks: (a)White Robe
As of right now, there are side quests for...
- All weapons other than Iron Nunchaku, Falchion, Light Axe, Defender, Wizard's Staff, and Vorpal Sword
- All armor other than Mythril Mail, Flame Shield, Diamond Shield, Protect Cloak, Diamond Helm, Healing Helm, and Diamond Gloves
- All white magic other than NulFrost (AICE), Curaga (CUR3), Invisira (INV2), Diaja (HRM4), Healaga (HEL3), and Dispel (XFER)
- All black magic other than Slow, Teleport (WARP), Death (RUB), and Warp (ZAP!)
FlamingXP actually had a really neat idea for Warp/ZAP! (involving the double door glitch) but that's only possible on the oldest versions and I intend to use Pixel Remaster.
I might start this one after I finish Valkyrie Profile, and I'll probably link that playthrough here when I do.